Hey, you’re good at math, right?

E-mailed on May 26, 2017

If you’re heard that one this month, you might be Indian American.

Numbers don’t lie

That lovely statistic comes from the National Asian American Survey, which this week released its post-election survey.

Most of this stuff is about how Asian Americans vote, but there are some interesting tidbits in here from this survey of 4,000+ Asian Americans.

Like how most Asian Americans support legislation that would create a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants. Or how they consider college tuition, medical costs and elderly care their top family priorities.

But let’s go beyond broad strokes

Obviously, the “Asian American” demographic makes up a whole bunch of different groups. Fortunately, the survey’s very granular, giving us insights such as how:

  • Cambodian, Hmong and Chinese Americans were most likely to say they have some to a lot in common with White Americans. Vietnamese, Indian and Bangladeshi were most likely to say the opposite.
  • 15% of Hmong Americans and 14% of Filipino Americans say people act as though they think they are dishonest.
  • 16% of Bangladeshi Americans and 15% of Pakistani Americans say people act as though they are afraid of them.


There’s even more sobering stuff in there, like how South Asian groups find it difficult to be viewed as Asian American. And how some groups have seen more job discrimination since 2008.

Frankly, it’s hard to spin it at all, so let’s just say we’ll look out for one another. Probably always a good idea.


E-mailed on May 26, 2017.

If you've browsed your local Panda Express lately, you probably know fortune cookies aren't really Chinese.

So their emojis are kind of confusing Chinese people

On Monday, this great piece came out on The Atlantic, which, given another article The Atlantic recently published, might not have gotten the attention it deserves.

In the article, Adrienne LaFrance talks about the new dumpling, chopstick, takeout container and fortune cookie emojis.

You know, great Chinese emojis with thousands of years of Chinese culture.

You see where we're going with this

Okay, okay, so takeout boxes were invented in the West, and fortune cookies were invented by Japanese people.

In fact, Yiying Lu, who designed the new "Chinese" emojis, had never seen a fortune cookie until she emigrated from China to Australia.

If that weren't enough, emoji were originally invented by Shigetaka Kurita, a Japanese man.

But because Apple's been doing, oh, just a little popularizing of emoji over the past few years, emoji's focus has shifted from Japanese tastes to something a little more 🇺🇸🦅🎆.

But we still need to illustrate our dinner

LaFrance says the Unicode Consortium, the shadow cabal who decides what becomes emoji and what gets relegated to the ASCII pile, prioritizes diversity in its emoji.

In fact, LaFrance says, it racked its collective brains about whether zombie and vampire emoji should have skin color options. (They do, but genies are always blue. Obviously, genies are raceless.)

The thing is, emoji may "just" be emoji, but they're representations of culture. Says Lee, "it's almost like fighting for a word that [shows] you exist."

If it's serious about it, the Unicode Consortium might just come back with something that represents cultures more genuinely. Until then, at least we've got 🥟.